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I HATE POKEMON
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My name is Matt Berg. Duh! I am a wizard. I am like Harry Potter, but I am real. I can do spells and I do go to a wizarding school. At that school we burn pokemon cards and those stupid little stuffed Pikachu's. Next Year we will keep burning pokemon but we will also burn the little kids that like it. Beware!!!! Bwahahahaha!! They deserve to die anyways. "I am Hash Getsome and me and my Pikachoo will be the best pokepeople to walk the earth!!" What a retard. If any wizards at my school are caught and a teacher finds out that they like pokemon, they die. They are burned at the stake. We have had a couple kids this year that have been unlucky, they deserved it though.
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Go Magic The Gathering!
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Us Wizards do like to play a game called Magic: The Gathering. We get cards and we have creatures come out of the cards and duel others. Oh, uncase you think I am lying, try to type this symbol on an original keyboard. �. Cant do it can you? Well, anyways, I just wanted everyone to know that if you like pokemon, you are bound to die. N64 is cool also, but only if you have one where you can stick a controller on your head and see messages in your mind. Those "TV" things are being outdated.
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Email Me!
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This website will be here forever, I dont die, I did a spell on myself. Just, you know my address, [email protected] with any questions. See ya!
PS: Send Me Pictures of Hampsters if you can, I have grown fond of them.
PPS: This was a picture of one of the burning's celebrations
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